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Wait. Sorry.

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Carlton, the customers
are complainin'.

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There ain't no bacon
in the BLTs.

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Oh, where's the law that says
the B has to stand for bacon?

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Read the damn sign.

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Bread, lettuce and tomato?

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Well, we had to cut back
somewhere.

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Last month our outlay
exceeded our revenues

9
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but I don't expect you
to understand that.

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Hmm. Excuse me.
Can I ask you a question?

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Excuse me, Carlton,
but a beautiful woman

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wants to talk to me, but I don't
expect you to understand that.

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How you doing?
What can I do for you?

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Well, I'm doing
this crossword puzzle

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and I'm kind of stuck.

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What's a nine-letter word
for incredible?

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Oh, that's easy.
Will Smith.

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- Denise. Pleasure to meet you.
- Hey.

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Of all the campus dives

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on all the campuses
in all the world

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why'd you have
to walk into mine?

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"Casablanca,"right?

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I love Humphrey Bogart.

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Yeah, yeah, dude is cool, yo.

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He ain't no Shaft, though,
you know.

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- Damn right.
- Damn right.

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Whoa! Whoa! Look at you!

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You know, most women
can't appreciate

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the subtle nuances
of a fine Shaft film.

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Yes, well, I'm not
like most women.

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You've got that right.

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What are you thinking
right now?

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[thinking]
You ain't wearin' no bra.

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So do you like
The Pointer Sisters?

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[theme song]

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♪ Now this is a story ♪

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♪ All about how my life got
flipped turned upside down ♪

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♪ And I'd like to take a minute
just sit right there ♪

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♪ I'll tell you
how I became the prince ♪

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♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪

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♪ In West Philadelphia
born and raised ♪

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♪ On the playground is where
I spent most of my days ♪

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♪ Chillin' out maxin'
relaxin' all cool ♪

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♪ And all shootin' some B-ball
outside of the school ♪

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♪ When a couple of guys
who were up to no good ♪

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♪ Started makin' trouble
in my neighborhood ♪

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♪ I got in one little fight
and my mom got scared and said ♪

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♪ You're movin' with your auntie
and uncle in Bel-Air ♪

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♪ I whistled for a cab
and when it came near ♪

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♪ The license plate said fresh
and it had dice in the mirror ♪

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♪ If anything I can say
that this cab was rare ♪

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♪ But I thought nah forget it
yo homes to Bel-Air ♪

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♪ I pulled up to a house
about seven or eight ♪

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♪ And I yelled to the cabbie
yo homes smell you later ♪

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♪ I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there ♪

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♪ To sit on my throne
as the prince of Bel-Air ♪

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No, no, you don't talk to me
about the Lakers.

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I'm a Sixers fan all the
way.

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- Oh, get the..
- Yeah!

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Well, I-I should be.
I just moved here from Philly.

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What? Wait, girl. You are
scaring me. I'm from Philly!

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- Get the..
- Yeah!

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Well, that explains
the attraction.

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Wa-wa-wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

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Let's put it
to a little test here.

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What you like,
B-ball or football?

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Roundball, of course.

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Oh, okay.
Convertibles or 4x4?

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Nothing beats
an off-road vehicle.

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Oh, okay. Here's the one
here.

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Potatoes or stovetop?

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- Potatoes.
- Oh, girl.

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Look at you.
You are just like me.

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Except, you know,
a little softer

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and you smell better.

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Alright, alright, alright.
Okay.

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Now it's my turn
to ask you a question.

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Oh, oh, oh, bring it on.
I ain't scared of you. Come on.

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- You ready?
- Uh-huh.

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You want to do
something tonight?

81
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I sure do.

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Oh! Whoa! Whoa! Oh!

83
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Ooh! Ooh!

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I am sorry.

85
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Uh, listen, uh

86
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I have what you might call
a prior engagement.

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Uh, uh, oh, and plus,
you-you got to finish

88
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your crossword puzzle
and everything anyway.

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Well, just one left to go.

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What's a six-letter word

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that comes at the end
of the rhyme

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"Miss me, miss me,
now you gotta.."

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- Kiss me.
- I'd love to.

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[screaming]

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[instrumental music]

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Carlton, being attracted
to someone isn't a crime.

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- Isn't that right, Will?
- Why you askin' me?

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I ain't never been
never attracted to nobody

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in my whole life!

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Will, I wasn't
talking about you.

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I'm seeing this guy,
and he's so beautiful.

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He's got great eyes
and a great chest.

103
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Oh, will you stop it?

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I mean, is-is that all
you women think about

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is eyes and chests and
butts?

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I wasn't thinking
about his butt.

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Hey, I am now.

108
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Hey, Uncle Phil.
What's up, man?

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- Look, uh, we need to talk.
- Oh, we do?

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Come on, Uncle Phil. Now, look,
you know I love Lisa.

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I want to be with her 24/7,
you know?

112
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Well, I'm with you so far.

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But every once in a while,
it's..

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...kind of like
the Civil War.

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You know, the North got
everything under control.

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But every once in a while

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it's the Southern uprising.

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Oh! Yeah, yeah,
well, I understand.

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See, but-but you have
to remember

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that the North
has right on its side.

121
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So you better be damn sure
that it wins the war.

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Uncle Phil, look,
I'm trying, man

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but I got the feelin'

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that the South
shall rise again.

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And, you know,
I-I don't even know

126
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if-if it's fair to marry Lisa

127
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you know, during wartime.

128
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Oh, no, Will, look

129
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you're always going to find
other women attractive.

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It's how you handle it

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that will determine
whether or not

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your marriage is a success
or a failure.

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Oh, wait, don't get me wrong,
Uncle Phil.

134
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Once I say I do, I don't.

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[chuckles]
Ah, if it were only that simple.

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Son, observe and learn.

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Now, we're walking down
Rodeo Drive.

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- You be Vivian.
- Oh, okay.

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[squeaking]
Oh, come on, puddin'.

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Jeez, you're pushing me
all off the sidewalk.

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Oh, for God's sake, Will!

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Would you please be my wife?

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Now...okay?

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Now, we're walking.

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We're walking.

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Ooh!

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Beautiful woman
walks right on by.

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Looks just like
Diahann Carroll.

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Uh, Philip!

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00:07:07,648 --> 00:07:09,814
Well, Vivian, I-I was looking
at that woman.

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I mean, she's gorgeous

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but she doesn't
do a thing for me.

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Baby, what is it

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that you have
that she doesn't, hmm?

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- A mean left hook.
- Oh, come on.

156
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Oh, I apologize.
I was just playing, Uncle Phil.

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Now, you-you-you're right.
I see your point.

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Ain't that the truth?

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Now, see, but you don't
push your luck

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because you're just a beginner.

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So, if Toni Braxton walk by,
you just put on your sunglasses.

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Oh, man, I don't need
none of that stuff.

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I got it completely
under control.

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I don't care if Toni-girl
goes galloping by

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on a white horse butt-naked.
You know what I'm saying?

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[imitating a horse neighing]

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[chuckles]
She better be traveling fast

168
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or I'll snatch her little
butt
down off that horse.

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You know what I'm saying?

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[instrumental music]

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- Guess who?
- Hey!

172
00:08:01,707 --> 00:08:04,591
How's it going? How you doing?
Good to see you.

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[chuckles]
Hey, take those off.

174
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I can't see those sexy eyes.

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Uh, it's a rare condition,
day blindness.

176
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You know,
they're real sensitive.

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Want to go to my place
and turn off all the lights?

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[chuckles]

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Hey. Uh, Denise, uh..

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Listen, I-I got to be
straight with you.

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Um, I am really,
really flattered.

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I mean, look at you.
You're beautiful.

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Look at those, those
sexy dimples

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and those beautiful cheeks

185
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and then there's your face.

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- What's the problem?
- Well..

187
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I s-sort of have
this, uh, fiancee.

188
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So, uh, who's the lucky
lady?

189
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Uh, her name is Lisa.

190
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But listen, I-I'm the lucky one.

191
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I mean, she's great.

192
00:09:00,615 --> 00:09:02,411
She's beautiful,
she's brilliant

193
00:09:02,432 --> 00:09:04,498
and she got a 4.0 in biology.

194
00:09:04,517 --> 00:09:06,553
Sounds like you
really love her?

195
00:09:06,574 --> 00:09:08,371
Oh, yeah, I love her.
Of course, I do.

196
00:09:08,390 --> 00:09:09,608
I have to. We're engaged.

197
00:09:12,602 --> 00:09:15,506
Well, can't say
I'm not disappointed.

198
00:09:17,333 --> 00:09:18,477
Look, Denise

199
00:09:18,497 --> 00:09:21,519
um, believe me,
if-if this was one year ago

200
00:09:21,540 --> 00:09:23,628
girl, I would be
all over you.

201
00:09:24,351 --> 00:09:25,455
You know what I'm saying?

202
00:09:25,475 --> 00:09:28,597
All over you, you know?

203
00:09:30,513 --> 00:09:34,398
Yeah, I know,
uh, only too well.

204
00:09:38,434 --> 00:09:39,699
[elevator dings]

205
00:09:43,514 --> 00:09:46,465
- Hey, baby.
- I was just talkin'!

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00:09:50,692 --> 00:09:53,522
- To who?
- Uh..

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00:09:55,479 --> 00:09:57,728
To-to myself. Yeah.

208
00:09:57,748 --> 00:10:00,629
You know, I-I do that sometimes.
Don't you?

209
00:10:02,577 --> 00:10:04,514
Yeah, yeah, you do, you do.

210
00:10:04,534 --> 00:10:06,551
I was just..

211
00:10:06,571 --> 00:10:08,649
Uh, baby, I wanted
to talk to you about a shower.

212
00:10:08,669 --> 00:10:11,681
Oh, I thought about that
but it probably won't help.

213
00:10:14,663 --> 00:10:15,818
I meant a wedding shower.

214
00:10:15,837 --> 00:10:18,627
Some of my sorority sisters
want to throw one for us

215
00:10:18,649 --> 00:10:19,743
this Saturday at the Hyatt.

216
00:10:19,763 --> 00:10:22,744
Excuse me, but I couldn't help
overhearing

217
00:10:22,764 --> 00:10:25,756
from where I was
eavesdropping, but..

218
00:10:25,776 --> 00:10:26,860
...why pay hotel prices

219
00:10:26,879 --> 00:10:29,830
when you could have the party
at our house for free?

220
00:10:29,851 --> 00:10:31,889
Oh. Hey, that's decent, C.

221
00:10:32,612 --> 00:10:33,766
And I can get you
a great deal

222
00:10:33,785 --> 00:10:34,900
on the mandatory catering.

223
00:10:35,623 --> 00:10:38,735
Hey, people are talking about
our peacock pu-pu platter.

224
00:10:38,755 --> 00:10:40,713
Yeah, well, people are talking
about you, too.

225
00:10:40,733 --> 00:10:42,831
But that don't mean
they want you at their party.

226
00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:46,756
- I make a tuna pate to die for.
- Or from.

227
00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:48,814
Hey, look, hey, hey,
hold up a second there

228
00:10:48,833 --> 00:10:50,871
chef-boy-are-you-short.

229
00:10:52,828 --> 00:10:54,726
Okay, see you later, girl.

230
00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,783
Excuse me, do you know

231
00:10:56,805 --> 00:10:57,969
where the administration
building is?

232
00:10:57,988 --> 00:11:00,759
I'm new here and the campus
is so confusing.

233
00:11:00,779 --> 00:11:02,847
Oh, please.
This whole city is
confusing.

234
00:11:02,867 --> 00:11:04,894
I remember when I first
moved here from Cleveland.

235
00:11:04,915 --> 00:11:06,912
You're from Cleveland?

236
00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:08,800
So am I.

237
00:11:10,777 --> 00:11:11,951
You're kidding.

238
00:11:11,973 --> 00:11:13,047
- Lisa.
- Denise.

239
00:11:13,769 --> 00:11:14,844
Oh, I shall walk you right over.

240
00:11:14,864 --> 00:11:16,008
- Great.
- Come on.

241
00:11:18,909 --> 00:11:20,836
[comical music on TV]

242
00:11:20,856 --> 00:11:23,957
Uh-oh. Look out, Yogi!

243
00:11:23,977 --> 00:11:27,109
[chuckles]
Kevin, could we turn this
off a while and talk?

244
00:11:27,832 --> 00:11:28,957
Okay.

245
00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:34,126
Hey, you want to see
my Boo-Boo?

246
00:11:34,850 --> 00:11:38,153
- Oh. Did you hurt yourself?
- No. My Boo-Boo.

247
00:11:38,874 --> 00:11:41,946
Yogi, I don't think the Ranger's
going to like that.

248
00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:48,100
- Are you thirsty?
- Yeah, sometimes.

249
00:11:48,121 --> 00:11:50,028
No, Kevin, I..

250
00:11:51,986 --> 00:11:53,110
Come on.

251
00:11:55,107 --> 00:11:57,004
Will, Lisa, this is Kevin.

252
00:11:57,025 --> 00:11:59,956
Oh, hey, hey!
Kev! What's up, man?

253
00:11:59,975 --> 00:12:01,160
Uh, I don't know.

254
00:12:03,038 --> 00:12:05,969
Hey, you're not exactly
splitting atoms, either,
okay?

255
00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:10,035
Oh, baby, will you get
the brown sugar, please?

256
00:12:10,055 --> 00:12:11,089
Oh, sure thing, sweetheart.

257
00:12:11,109 --> 00:12:14,221
- Whoa!
- Oh! Baby!

258
00:12:17,242 --> 00:12:19,280
Oh, hey, Uncle Phil.
What's up, man?

259
00:12:19,299 --> 00:12:21,136
You know,
I cannot thank you enough

260
00:12:21,156 --> 00:12:24,298
for the, uh,
little history lesson.

261
00:12:24,318 --> 00:12:26,336
Oh, oh!
So there was a test?

262
00:12:27,059 --> 00:12:28,314
Oh, oh, yeah, oh, yeah,
and I got to admit

263
00:12:28,334 --> 00:12:30,221
I peeked over
a couple of shoulders

264
00:12:30,241 --> 00:12:33,122
and I liked what I saw,
but I did not cheat.

265
00:12:33,143 --> 00:12:37,168
- Oh, good for you, son.
- Alright.

266
00:12:37,189 --> 00:12:39,136
I thought you took
all your tests?

267
00:12:39,155 --> 00:12:43,261
Oh, uh, it was an unexpected
oral exam, yeah.

268
00:12:43,281 --> 00:12:44,375
But, uh, you know what,
baby?

269
00:12:44,395 --> 00:12:47,126
I passed, and it's out
of my life forever.

270
00:12:47,146 --> 00:12:48,370
So let's have a beautiful night.

271
00:12:48,390 --> 00:12:50,258
- Aww.
- Mwah!

272
00:12:50,278 --> 00:12:51,412
Ahem.

273
00:12:51,432 --> 00:12:55,357
- Surprise.
- Aah!

274
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,365
♪ I feel good ♪

275
00:13:02,385 --> 00:13:05,376
[instrumental music]

276
00:13:08,347 --> 00:13:10,274
Oh, Denise, I'm so happy
you could make it.

277
00:13:10,295 --> 00:13:11,490
Everyone, this is my new friend,
Denise.

278
00:13:11,509 --> 00:13:14,490
- Hi.
- This is Hilary, Ashley, Kevin.

279
00:13:14,510 --> 00:13:16,267
And this is Carlton.

280
00:13:16,287 --> 00:13:18,275
Miss me, miss me,
now you got to..

281
00:13:21,427 --> 00:13:24,308
Nice seeing you again, Denise.

282
00:13:24,328 --> 00:13:26,436
And, of course, there's someone
I really want you to meet.

283
00:13:26,456 --> 00:13:29,427
This is my fiance Will.
Isn't he cute?

284
00:13:29,447 --> 00:13:31,525
Cute?
That's an understatement.

285
00:13:31,546 --> 00:13:33,444
He's gorgeous.

286
00:13:33,463 --> 00:13:35,581
Ah-ha-ha! Me? Huh?

287
00:13:35,601 --> 00:13:38,612
No! Gorgeous? No, man.

288
00:13:39,335 --> 00:13:42,548
I've got big ears and I got
a big, high butt, you know?

289
00:13:44,385 --> 00:13:46,422
Modest, too. What a catch.

290
00:13:46,443 --> 00:13:49,445
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Lisa caught me.

291
00:13:49,465 --> 00:13:51,483
Yeah, and I'm too big
to throw back though

292
00:13:51,502 --> 00:13:54,413
ain't it, baby?

293
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:56,623
- Can I help with something?
- Oh, Denise, you're so sweet.

294
00:13:56,643 --> 00:13:59,574
You can actually put those
strawberries in a bowl

295
00:13:59,595 --> 00:14:01,566
and I'll help Geoffrey
put this platter up.

296
00:14:01,586 --> 00:14:04,436
Hey, baby, hey, baby, hey, baby,
baby, baby, baby, I'll help him.

297
00:14:04,456 --> 00:14:06,407
Oh, no, baby, stay and give
Denise a hand.

298
00:14:06,426 --> 00:14:09,406
Uh, no, no, no. I should
keep my hands to myself.

299
00:14:13,407 --> 00:14:15,658
Oh, come on, Will.
I don't bite.

300
00:14:15,678 --> 00:14:18,488
Unless, of course,
you want me to.

301
00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:19,669
Hey, girl, stop it.

302
00:14:20,390 --> 00:14:21,580
My fiancee is right
in the other room.

303
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:25,631
Mmm. That's what makes it
so exciting.

304
00:14:25,650 --> 00:14:30,431
Girl, you're like a black
Heather Locklear, ain't you?

305
00:14:32,451 --> 00:14:34,392
[instrumental music]

306
00:14:34,412 --> 00:14:36,522
Oh, what wonderful gifts.

307
00:14:37,493 --> 00:14:39,394
Keep the receipts.

308
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,475
Oh, thank you, everybody.

309
00:14:45,505 --> 00:14:47,595
Oh, Denise, thank you
so much for coming.

310
00:14:47,615 --> 00:14:49,486
Uh, thanks for having me.

311
00:14:49,506 --> 00:14:50,606
Listen, I hate to ask

312
00:14:50,626 --> 00:14:52,576
but my ride
only dropped me off

313
00:14:52,597 --> 00:14:55,447
so I'm kind of stuck.
You don't suppose..

314
00:14:55,467 --> 00:14:56,647
Oh, well, I could
give you a ride home

315
00:14:56,666 --> 00:14:59,527
it's just that I need to
stay
and help clean up.

316
00:14:59,547 --> 00:15:02,558
- Will?
- Hey.

317
00:15:02,578 --> 00:15:05,558
- What the hell are you doing?
- Shh! Nothin', Uncle Phil.

318
00:15:05,578 --> 00:15:07,449
You know, it just suddenly
got a little hot in here.

319
00:15:07,470 --> 00:15:09,430
Brother looking
for a little shade.

320
00:15:12,570 --> 00:15:15,610
Will, Denise needs a ride home.

321
00:15:15,631 --> 00:15:18,572
Uh, yeah, uh, baby. No.

322
00:15:20,431 --> 00:15:22,502
Hey, well, uh,
that's okay I can walk.

323
00:15:22,523 --> 00:15:25,444
It's only 11 miles.

324
00:15:27,533 --> 00:15:29,403
(Will)
'Oh, wait, oh, wait.'

325
00:15:29,423 --> 00:15:31,614
We ain't going to let you walk
no 11 miles.

326
00:15:31,635 --> 00:15:33,655
Uh, baby,
where's Nicky's skateboard?

327
00:15:38,545 --> 00:15:40,656
Al-alright. Alright.

328
00:15:40,676 --> 00:15:43,546
I'll do you..
It! It! I'll do it!

329
00:15:46,638 --> 00:15:50,579
Uh, I-I mean, uh,
I-I'll give you a-a ride.

330
00:15:50,599 --> 00:15:52,639
Oh! No. Uh..

331
00:15:52,659 --> 00:15:54,660
Come on, come on!

332
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:59,610
[instrumental music]

333
00:16:03,441 --> 00:16:05,531
Well, safe as Carlton's
backseat.

334
00:16:05,551 --> 00:16:08,682
Will...please.

335
00:16:18,464 --> 00:16:20,634
Hey. Hey, look, we are
only four floors up.

336
00:16:20,655 --> 00:16:23,626
I ain't got no problem doin' a
Wesley Snipes out this window.

337
00:16:25,667 --> 00:16:29,587
Lisa's so sweet
and so trusting.

338
00:16:29,607 --> 00:16:32,458
I can't believe
that I came on to you.

339
00:16:32,677 --> 00:16:34,517
Yeah!

340
00:16:34,538 --> 00:16:37,479
Bad Denise. Bad Denise!

341
00:16:38,529 --> 00:16:39,710
You think I don't know that?

342
00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:44,511
I feel like such a-a fool.

343
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:47,680
[crying]

344
00:16:49,481 --> 00:16:51,561
Hey, come on, come on.
D-don't cry.

345
00:16:51,581 --> 00:16:54,442
No, no! I can't help it!

346
00:16:54,462 --> 00:16:55,512
I mean, wouldn't you cry

347
00:16:55,533 --> 00:16:56,563
if you threw yourself
at someone

348
00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:59,663
and they didn't even care?

349
00:16:59,683 --> 00:17:03,454
Well, only if I missed
and hit the wall..

350
00:17:03,474 --> 00:17:05,494
[indistinct chatter]

351
00:17:05,514 --> 00:17:06,694
Go on. Go home, Will.

352
00:17:06,714 --> 00:17:08,425
I'll be fine, really.

353
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:09,715
Okey-dokey. Cool. See you.

354
00:17:11,545 --> 00:17:13,556
[crying]

355
00:17:14,637 --> 00:17:17,448
Come on. Come..

356
00:17:17,467 --> 00:17:21,467
I mean, hey, it's not like
anything happened, you know.

357
00:17:21,487 --> 00:17:23,718
- Oh, Will!
- Hey.

358
00:17:25,548 --> 00:17:29,559
Uh, hey, don't be
so hard on yourself.

359
00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:32,680
No.

360
00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:34,710
Uh, I mean, come on.

361
00:17:35,431 --> 00:17:37,642
Besides, hey, you couldn't
help it, you know?

362
00:17:37,662 --> 00:17:40,503
I mean, I am fine, you know?

363
00:17:42,433 --> 00:17:45,436
You certainly are.

364
00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:48,459
[muffled speech]

365
00:17:50,682 --> 00:17:53,585
Oh! Oh, oh, oh, ah, ah, oh!

366
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,708
I don't believe
I fell for that!

367
00:17:56,728 --> 00:17:58,720
I invented that!

368
00:18:00,472 --> 00:18:03,675
Well, then, you know
what comes next.

369
00:18:06,498 --> 00:18:07,620
You better stop playin'.

370
00:18:08,731 --> 00:18:12,605
Oh, you-you think that,
you know

371
00:18:12,626 --> 00:18:14,588
I'mma just do
whatever you want

372
00:18:14,608 --> 00:18:19,544
just 'cause you got soft
milk-chocolatey skin.

373
00:18:21,485 --> 00:18:22,706
What is that, satin?

374
00:18:24,669 --> 00:18:26,581
Silk.

375
00:18:28,763 --> 00:18:30,535
Mmm.

376
00:18:31,727 --> 00:18:33,699
Doesn't that feel good?

377
00:18:33,719 --> 00:18:36,722
Oh, yeah, I've all-I've always
liked silk.

378
00:18:38,634 --> 00:18:40,727
No. I mean us.

379
00:18:40,747 --> 00:18:42,759
I knew I could make you
forget
your fiancee.

380
00:18:42,778 --> 00:18:44,630
Oh, hey, whoa, whoa,
wait a minute, wait a minute.

381
00:18:44,651 --> 00:18:48,625
Ain't nobody making me
forget about my fiancee.

382
00:18:48,645 --> 00:18:50,678
I love...Lucy.

383
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:58,595
- That ain't it, is it?
- It's Lisa.

384
00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:01,739
Ah! That's right.
That's right. Mmm.

385
00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:04,743
- Uh..
- Will, just relax.

386
00:19:04,763 --> 00:19:07,746
Don't fight it.
Just do what feels right.

387
00:19:10,618 --> 00:19:11,770
Okay.

388
00:19:17,546 --> 00:19:18,737
Bye, Denise.

389
00:19:25,756 --> 00:19:29,690
I love that girl too much.
I am not going out like that.

390
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,744
You mean to tell me I had
no effect on you at all?

391
00:19:32,764 --> 00:19:35,597
None at all!

392
00:19:47,679 --> 00:19:48,700
Um..

393
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:50,663
Uh, I think I must have
dropped my keys

394
00:19:50,682 --> 00:19:52,624
when you attacked me.
Could you see..

395
00:19:54,606 --> 00:19:55,798
Uh, thank you.

396
00:19:57,850 --> 00:20:01,624
Pfft. Keep the car!

397
00:20:02,776 --> 00:20:05,810
[instrumental music]

398
00:20:10,614 --> 00:20:14,608
[exhales]
Lisa, baby. No..

399
00:20:14,628 --> 00:20:18,683
Look, Lisa, somethin' happened
between me and Denise.

400
00:20:18,703 --> 00:20:21,796
Baby, I swear to you that
nothing like this

401
00:20:21,817 --> 00:20:23,729
will ever happen again.

402
00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:27,684
Baby, you got to believe me.

403
00:20:27,703 --> 00:20:30,716
I love you.
I want you to be my wife.

404
00:20:33,719 --> 00:20:35,802
Wait, G, G. Hold up.

405
00:20:35,823 --> 00:20:39,627
Listen, um,
I need to talk to you.

406
00:20:39,646 --> 00:20:43,870
Uh, I kind of betrayed
Lisa's trust

407
00:20:43,890 --> 00:20:46,633
and-and I don't know
what to do.

408
00:20:46,653 --> 00:20:49,687
Might I venture
an opinion, young sir?

409
00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:52,750
You and Ms. Lisa
are about to embark

410
00:20:52,771 --> 00:20:54,753
on a lifelong journey
together

411
00:20:54,773 --> 00:20:57,686
and you cannot hope
to remain on course

412
00:20:57,705 --> 00:21:01,730
unless honesty
is your North Star.

413
00:21:02,792 --> 00:21:04,744
Wow.

414
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:06,665
Yo, that's deep, G.

415
00:21:06,685 --> 00:21:07,736
Now where'd you hear that?

416
00:21:07,756 --> 00:21:08,918
Popeye.

417
00:21:10,730 --> 00:21:12,732
Oh, dude got skills.

418
00:21:12,752 --> 00:21:15,935
Hey, G, you know what?
You are right, man.

419
00:21:15,955 --> 00:21:18,698
I'mma tell Lisa
from now on the truth

420
00:21:18,718 --> 00:21:21,702
the whole truth
and nothing but the truth.

421
00:21:22,793 --> 00:21:23,934
Good luck.

422
00:21:23,954 --> 00:21:25,906
[whistling]

423
00:21:26,937 --> 00:21:28,779
- Hey, baby.
- Hey.

424
00:21:28,799 --> 00:21:31,813
What did you need to talk to me
about that was so important?

425
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:32,915
Look, Lisa..

426
00:21:33,886 --> 00:21:35,828
Alright, baby, listen.

427
00:21:37,860 --> 00:21:41,835
- I love you.
- Oh, Will..

428
00:21:44,848 --> 00:21:45,979
Oh, yeah, like I'mma listen
to Geoffrey.

429
00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:48,782
When was the last time
you seen him with a woman?

430
00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:52,786
[instrumental music]

431
00:21:55,799 --> 00:21:56,860
[theme music]

432
00:21:57,981 --> 00:21:59,773
♪ Yeah ♪

433
00:22:02,918 --> 00:22:03,959
♪ Yeah ♪

434
00:22:07,772 --> 00:22:08,913
♪ Yeah ♪

435
00:22:11,987 --> 00:22:13,809
♪ Yeah ♪

436
00:22:16,842 --> 00:22:17,953
♪ Yeah ♪

437
00:22:21,747 --> 00:22:22,909
♪ Yeah ♪♪